$17.76
Welcome to the Department of Imaginary Jobs, where the titles are impressive, the paperwork is endless, and the appointment is always pending.
The Imaginary Jobs T-Shirt features a distressed, vintage government-agency-inspired design built around political satire and bureaucratic absurdity. With its retro federal-seal aesthetic, bold typography, and tongue-in-cheek Department of Imaginary Jobs theme, this tee is made for people who appreciate political humor that doesn’t need much explanation.
The weathered artwork gives it the look of an old government department that probably has a huge budget, twelve committees, and absolutely no idea what it does.
Perfect for political conventions, podcasts, meetups, rallies, or everyday wear when you want to get a few laughs and start a conversation.
Vintage government style. Bureaucratic satire. Questionable employment status.
Welcome to the Department of Imaginary Jobs. Your appointment is still pending.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight, breathable comfort (varies by color blend)
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety
– DTG/DTF printing used for vivid, durable sleeve and front artwork
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors